Tracking Tools are the Shit

Tracking tools are underrated. From project management software to simple spreadsheets, the power of having the “other”. It’s a living, breathing, thing that you can blame when it’s convenient. And the best part? It doesn’t have feelings.

Think of it as a scapegoat, allowing you to always reference its mediocre presence as reason enough to do great things. The irony of its mere existence is a paradigm. You no longer have to be the opinionated asshole who is micromanaging or asking Steve why he can’t seem to get shit done. You can blame the tracking tool. It’s not me; the tracker requires it.

God I love technology